dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

clrama:

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       ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ       ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ

   ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

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taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

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kernalmustache:

fistfulloffourleafclovers:

how old is spongebob supposed to be??? he works and lives by himself yet acts like a kid? is he 16? 33? 60? definitely one of life’s biggest mysteries

I think he’s 36.

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

zabuza:

when kids stare at you for a long time

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